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P.T. Bridgeport Bear from Pogo, Walt Kelly

Glad to meet you.

I am happy to get mail from just about anybody, but modern life dictates some exceptions. I've been electrically mailable for over 30 years and live in thousands of address books, telemarketing lists and Google robots. I am getting an average of 700 messages per day, all but a handful of which are virus, spam or worse.

My mail is processed by an awesome artificial-intelligence system which captures most offensive messages, but might capture yours by mistake. To avoid capture, it is best to send in unformatted text and avoid attachments, images and embedded HTML. On request I can add your mailbox name to the exception list and reception will be guaranteed. I do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.