The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. -- Andres S. Tannenbaum


Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -- Thomas Edison



To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. -- Thomas Edison



I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison


If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton


In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton


If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson


In computer science, we stand on each other's feet. -- Brian K. Reid


The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. -- Scott Adams


Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. -- Ashley Montague


Behaviourism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.


If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. -- Lyall Watson


Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: (1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. (2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.


You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. -- Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio


As a method of sending a missile to the higher, and even to the highest parts of the earth's atmospheric envelope, Professor Goddard's rocket is a practicable and therefore promising device. It is when one considers the multiple-charge rocket as a traveler to the moon that one begins to doubt ... for after the rocket quits our air and really starts on its journey, its flight would be neither accelerated nor maintained by the explosion of the charges it then might have left. Professor Goddard, with his chair in Clark College and countenancing of the Smithsonian Institution, does not know the relation of action to re-action, and of the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react ... Of course he only seems to lack the knowledge ladled out daily in high schools. -- 1920 New York Times Editorial: A Severe Strain on the Credulity


The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell


Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. -- Alan Turing


The intelligence of the planet is constant, and the population is growing. -- Arthur C. Clarke


Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr


The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Bohr