@ALBUM: rocky.horror
@SONG: SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE

Usherette:
Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand. 
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. 
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong.
They got caught in a celluloid jam. 
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From...Outer Space.
And this is how the message ran:

Chorus:
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.

Usherette:
I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over a barrel 
When Tarantula took to the hills. 
And I really got hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott 
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
Dana Andrews said Prunes
Gave him the runes 
And passing them used lots of skills. 
But When Worlds Collide, 
Said George Pal to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
Like a...

Chorus:
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go 
Wuh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show.

By RKO, 
Wuh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show.
In the back row,
Oh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show!

@SONG: DAMMIT JANET

Brad:
Hey Janet.

Janet:
 Yes Brad?

Brad:
I've got something to say.

Janet:
Uh, huh?

Brad:
I really loved the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet. 

Janet:
 Oh Brad.

Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it. (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.

The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that love can grow. 
That's good, bad, or mediocre.
Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so.

Janet:
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too.
Oh Brad...

Brad:
Oh... dammit.

Janet:
 I'm mad...

Brad:
Oh, Janet.

Janet:
 For you.

Brad:
I love you too.

Brad & Janet:
 There's one thing left to do - ah - oo.

Brad:
And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet)
When we met in his science exam - it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you.
Dammit, Janet.

Janet:
Oh Brad, I'm mad. 

Brad:
 Dammit, Janet.

Brad & Janet:
I ... love ... you. 

@SONG: OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE

Janet:
In the velvet darkness,
Of the blackest night,
Burning bright,
There's a guiding star.
No matter what or who you are.

Brad & Janet:
There's a light... 

Chorus:
Over at the Frankenstein place.

Brad & Janet:
There's a light...

Chorus:
Burning in the fireplace. 

Brad & Janet:
There's a light, ... light ... in the darkness of everybody's life.

RiffRaff:
The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming.
Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life. Into my life...

Brad & Janet:
There's a light... 

Chorus:
Over at the Frankenstein place.

Brad & Janet:
There's a light...

Chorus:
Burning in the fireplace.
There's a light, a light

Brad & Janet:
...in the darkness of everybody's life.

@SONG: THE TIME WARP

RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting; 
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.

I remember doing the time-warp 
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

RiffRaff:
And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips. 

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust 
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all. 

RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip. 

RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.



All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

@SONG: SWEET TRANSVESTITE

Frank:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover. 
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover. 
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. 

Brad:
I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Janet:
Right.

Brad:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car. 
We don't want to be any worry.

Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic. 
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession. 
I've been making a man 
With blond hair and a tan 
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.



So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles) 
But not the symptom.

@SONG: I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part I)

Frank:
A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds 
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground,
And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
and gleam.
And with massage, and just a little bit of steam,
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...

All:
But the wrong man.

Frank:
He'll eat nutritious high protein,
And swallow raw eggs... 
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs.
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days...
I can make you a man.
He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups
Do the smearch, clean and jerk.
He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
Such strenuous living I just don't understand,
When in just seven days, ...oh baby, ...I can make you a man.

@SONG: HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL)

Eddie:
Whatever happened to Saturday night,
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And listen to the music on the radio;
A saxophone was blowing on a rock `n roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.
(repeat three more times)

(Sax solo)

 My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good. Woo You really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.
(repeat three more times)

(Sax solo) 

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.
(repeat seven more times)



@SONG: I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part II)

Frank:
But a deltoid and a bicep.
A hot groin and a tricep.
Makes me, oooh, shake,
Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the ...ha-ha-hand.
In just seven days, ... oh, baby ... I can make you a man.
I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.

Janet:
I'm a muscle fan.

Frank:
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Dig it if you can
In just seven days, I can make you a man.

@SONG: TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME

Janet:
I was feeling done in, ... couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.

Columbia:
You mean she...

Magenta:
Uh, huh

Janet:
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting.

Now all I want to know is how to go.
I've tasted blood and I want more. (More, more, more.)
I'll put up no resistance. I want toasty the distance
I've got an itch to scratch. I need assistance.

Toucha toucha toucha touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
Creature of the night.

Then if anything grows, while you pose,
I'll oil you up and rub you down. (Down, down, down.)
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action.

Toucha toucha toucha touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
Creature of the night.

Columbia:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me

Magenta:
I want to be dirty.

Columbia:
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,

Magenta:
Creature of the night.

Janet:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.

Rocky:
Creature of the night

Brad:
Creature of the night?

Frank:
Creature of the night.

Narrator:
Creature of the night.

RiffRaff:
Creature of the night.

Columbia:
Creature of the night.

Rocky:
Creature of the night.

Janet:
Creature of the night.

@SONG: EDDIE

Scott:
>From the day he was born 
He was trouble. 
He was the thorn 
In his mother's side. 
She tried in vain 

Narrator:
...but he never caused her nothing
but shame. 

Scott:
He left home the day she died.

>From the day she was gone 
All he wanted 
Was Rock `n' Roll porn 
Und a motorbike. 
Shooting up junk...

Narrator:
He was a low down cheap little punk!

Scott:
Taking everyone for a ride.

All:
When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid. 
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank:
What a guy! 

Janet:
Makes you cry. 

Scott:
Und I did. 

Columbia:
Everybody shoved him.
I very nearly loved him.
I said, hey, listen to me;
Stay sane inside insanity!
But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Scott:
But he must have been drawn 
Into something, 
Making him warn 
Me in a note which reads...

All:
What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie:
I'm out of my head. 
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. 
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (scream)

All:
When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid. 
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank:
What a guy! 

Janet:
Makes you cry. 

Scott:
Und I did. 

All:
When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid. 
But when he threatened your life
With a switch-blade knife

Frank:
What a guy! (Whoa, oh, oh.)

Janet:
Makes you cry. (Hey, hey, hey.)

Scott:
Und I did. (I did.)

@SONG: TINT MY WORLD

Columbia:
It was great when it all began. 
I was a regular Frankie fan.
But it was over when he had the plan
To start a-working on a muscle man.
Now the only thing that gives me hope 
Is my love of a certain dope.
Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.

Rocky:
I'm just seven hours old, 
Truly beautiful to behold.
And somebody should be told 
My libido hasn't been controlled.
Now the only thing I've come to trust 
Is an orgasmic rush of lust. 
Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.

Brad:
It's beyond me; help me Mommy!
I'll be good; you'll see.
Take this dream away. 
What's this? Let's see,
I feel sexy!
What's come over me? 
Whoa! Here it comes again.

Janet:
I feel released; bad times deceased.
My confidence has increased; reality is here.
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded.
It's a gas that Frankie's landed!
His lust is so sincere.

@SONG: DON'T DREAM IT

Frank:
Whatever happened to Fay Wray? 
That delicate, satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh 
How I started to cry 
`cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. 

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever.
Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh.
Don't dream it - be it. (four times)

All:
Don't dream it - be it. (four times)

All:
Don't dream it - be it. (six times as background for below.)

Scott:
Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
before this decadence saps our wills.
I've got to be strong, and try to hang on
Or else my mind may well snap
Und my life will be lived ...for the thrills!

Brad:
It's beyond me; help me Mommy! 

Janet:
God bless Lilly St. Cyr.

@SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THING

Frank:
My, my, my ... my, my, my, my, my ... my, my, my, my, ...my!
I'm a wild and an untamed thing.
I'm a bee with a deadly sting.
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it `til the life has gone.
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.

All:
We're a wild and an untamed thing.
We're a bee with a deadly sting.
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it `til the life has gone.
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.

We're a wild and an untamed thing.
We're a bee with a deadly sting.
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it `til the life has gone, gone, gone.
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain

RiffRaff:
Frank N Furter, it's all over.
Your mission is a failure;
Your lifestyle's too extreme.
I'm your new commander;
You now are my prisoner.
We return to Transylvania.
Prepare the transit beam.

@SONG: I'M GOING HOME

Frank:
On the day I went away...

All:
Goodbye...

Frank:
Was all I had to say...

All:
Now I...

Frank:
I want to come again, and stay.

All:
Oh, my, my...

Frank:
Smile, and that will mean I may.

`Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize, I'm going home.

All:
I'm going home.

Frank:
Everywhere it's been the same...

All:
...feeling...

Frank:
...like I'm outside in the rain...

All:
 ...wheeling...

Frank:
...free to try and find a game...

All:
...dealing...

Frank:
...cards for sorrow, cards for pain. 

`Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize, I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.

@SONG: SUPER HEROES

Brad:
I've done a lot; God knows I've tried
To find the truth. I've even lied.
But all I know is down inside

All:
I'm bleeding...

Janet:
And super heroes come to feast
To taste the flesh not yet deceased.
And all I know ... is still the beast

All:
Is feeding...

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh,
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh, aaah, aaah.

Narrator:
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race...
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning.

All:
Meaning. 



@SONG: (SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE)

Usherette:
Science Fiction
Double Feature.
Frank has built and
Lost his creature.
Darkness has conquered
Brad and Janet.
The servants gone to
A distant planet.
Wo, oh, oh, oh.
At the late night, double feature,
Picture show.
I want to go, oh, oh, oh.
To the late night, double feature,
Picture show.

 

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