From buddy  Mon Mar 17 15:21:49 1997
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1997 15:21:47 
Subject: Top15 - 3/17/97 - St. Patrick's Day Toasts 


             The Top 15 St. Patrick's Day Toasts


15> May the roadkill rise up to eat you.

14> May you never be as unhappy as a Catholic in Belfast.

13> Hey!  You!  Wake up and drink this!!

12> May the green of your vomit tomorrow echo the green of your
    eyes tonight.

11> May your codpiece always be a size too small.

10> Here's shrapnel in yer eye!

 9> May the wind always be at yer back... less'n o'course, you're
    a mime.

 8> May the grass grow green in your fields, may the sun shine
    warmly at your back, and may you be back home in your apartment
    a half-hour before you start puking your guts out.

 7> May you never have to hear that caterwauling lass from
    The Cranberries screech ever again.

 6> Git yer hand off me arse or I'll rip yer head off and puke
    down yer throat.

 5> May Erin go bra'less.

 4> May you have the hair of Bono and the balls of Sinead O'Connor.

 3> May Pamela Lee fondle your blarney stones.

 2> Here's to not trippin' over a Kennedy.

    and the Number 1 St. Patrick's Day Toast...


 1> May the wind at your back not be the result of the corned beef
    and cabbage you had for lunch.

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