From buddy  Sun Jan 26 17:23:29 1997
Date: Sun, 26 Jan 1997 17:23:27 
Subject: top 10 stupid things to say at a superbowl party.


                THE TOP TEN *STUPID* THINGS TO SAY
                     AT A SUPERBOWL PARTY

                        By JokeMaster

10. If I was there, I'd show 'em how to play.

 9. I wish they'd hurry up and get to the halftime show.

 8. Real men don't wear pants like that.

 7. You guys hold it down, or I'll turn the TV off.

 6. Anyone got a can opener for the Spam?

 5. If they're so tough, why do they use helmets and pads?

 4. If Bud spends $1.2 million for a 60 second spot, how many beers
    would the average guy need to drink to get the taste of Spam out
    of his mouth?

 3. It's a HOMERUN! IT'S A HOMERUN!

 2. Uh, we just ran out of beer.

 And The STUPIDEST Thing To Say At A Superbowl Party...

 Where's the flashlight? I'm SURE I paid the electric bill.

(c) JokeMaster 1996