From buddy  Thu Jan 16 18:37:20 1997
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 18:37:16 
Subject: you'll never hear 'em say ...



Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Man Say:
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10. Here honey, you use the remote.

9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
   big.

8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas _AND_ Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see!

7. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the
   wallpaper store with me?

5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held.

4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a
     pair of shoes?

3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1. We never talk anymore.