From buddy Tue Jan 7 01:20:37 1997 Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 01:20:36 Subject: Difference between Man and Woman M A N If you don't let him kiss you, you don't love him If you let him, he thinks you are cheap If you praise him, he thinks you are pressuring him If you don't, he thinks you don't care If you agree to all his wants, he is abusing If you don't, you are not understanding If you want to be romantic, he thinks you want a sugar daddy If you don't, you are plain and boring If you visit him too often, he thinks you want to get married If you don't, he worries about new boyfriends If you put makeup on, he accuses you of flirting If you don't, he thinks you look like a housewife If you are jealous, he believes "It's natural for men" If you don't, he thinks "He can have his cake and eat it too" If you want a gift of flowers, he thinks "Its a waste of money" If you don't, he thinks you don't deserve it If you come early, he thinks you are an irony lady If you don't, he thinks "That's a girl's way" If you want an ambitious man, you are pushy If you don't, you don't care about his future If you help him out, his ego is injured If you don't, his feelings are hurt If you make more money than him, he cannot marry you If you don't make any, he wants someone else If he make a suggestion, he wants you to agree If you don't, you are being difficult If you say "no", he thinks you mean "try again" If you don't, he has no respect for you O Lord!! We are just humans like our fellow "MEN" Why can't we get along? Don't we deserve respect just like them? Our wants are simple, tender loving care and respect. AMEN. WOMAN If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an 'experience man' If you don't, you are half a man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you don't love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you don't like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says "That's a girl's way" If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel If she is visited by another, 'Oh! it's natural, we are girls' If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring If she talks, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk Oh God!! You created those creatures called "WOMAN" So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable "O Lord, tell me what to do, AMEN."