From buddy  Thu Nov  7 14:39:47 1996
Date: Thu, 7 Nov 1996 14:39:40 
Subject: Computer Acronyms


Useful Acronyms

PCMCIA  People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
APPLE    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI       System Can't See It
DOS        Defunct Operating System
BASIC     Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM         I Blame Microsoft
DEC        Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2        Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW      World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH       Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs