From buddy  Sat Oct 19 14:02:52 1996
Date: Sat, 19 Oct 1996 14:02:47 
Subject: you know you're a consultant ...


     10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on
         ways to improve their process
     9.  You get all excited it's Saturday so you can wear casual
         clothes to work
     8.  Refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
         deliverables.
     7.  Find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
         for a living.
     6.  Normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
         expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
     5.  Wear gray to work instead of navy blue to make a bold
         fashion statement.
     4.  Know the people at the airport and hotel better  than your
         next door neighbors.
     3.  Ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making
         Friday night plans.
     2.  You think Einstein would have been more effective had
         he put his ideas into a matrix
     1.  Think a half-day means leaving at 5 o'clock