From buddy  Fri Oct 18 10:52:36 1996
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 10:52:35 
Subject: Thoughts on Golf


-In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with
 clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized
 society, it is called golf.

-The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon
 takes up work to get his mind off golf.

-Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of
 poor players!

-Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

-The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and
 not too often.

-There are three ways to improve your golf game:
 take lessons, practice constantly....or start cheating.

-An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice....once
 before swinging, and once again after swinging.

-Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot
 count, criticize or laugh.

-Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are
 those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

-Golf:  A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

-There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play
 eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.