From buddy  Fri Oct  4 16:16:41 1996
Date: Fri, 4 Oct 1996 16:16:39 
Subject: Top Ten Reasons for Trick-or-Treating 



10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. You can dress up in your girlfriend's clothes and no one will hassle you
like last time.
4. If you wear a Newt Gingrich mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!