From buddy  Wed Sep 18 16:48:01 1996
Date: Wed, 18 Sep 1996 16:48:00 
Subject: 10 Reasons Libby Dole would be a better Presidential candidate than Bob


10 Reasons Libby Dole would be a better Presidential candidate than Bob Dole:

 1. Libby has a better smile than Bob.
 2. Libby  hasn't retired.
 3. Libby's a lifelong Republican. Bob's family were Democrats.
 4. As President of the American Bloodsuckers Union, Libby actually has
	some executive experience. 
 5. Libby has better connections with the Republican Party best donors,
	tobacco companies. 
 6. Libby is a southerner, which is where the Republican Party has its
	most loyal members. 
 7. Libby is so rich than she didn't have to worry about whether her
	husband had any money. 
 8. As a woman, Libby could capture the female vote for the party of white
	men. 
 9. Libby Dole is young enough to recognize a several rock'n roll songs. 
10. Libby Dole is the only Republican alternative who could persuade Bob
	Dole to step aside. How could she do it? Libby is the person who
	supplies Bob with his four daily doses of Metamucil. Once she
	withholds his laxative for a couple of days, he will become so
	painfully clogged up that he will do anything to get his system
	fixed.