From buddy  Tue Aug  6 01:53:06 1996
Date: Tue, 6 Aug 1996 01:53:06 
Subject: play on words


A man is looking for a job.  Reading the want ads he notices that the local
school district needs a bus driver.  He thinks this will be a piece of cake
job and heads out to the school bus garage.

"We have only one route left open." says the dispatcher, "It's the Special
Ed bus.  That one over there with Ernie, Bert, Oscar, and Big Bird painted
on the side.  Here's your route.  Good Luck."

So, the guy heads out on his new bus route.  At the first stop there are two
extremly fat girls.  The first one says, "Hi. My name is Patty.", and gets on
the bus.  The second one gets on and says, "Hi. My name is Patty too."

He goes to the next stop. A little boy gets on the bus and says, "My name is
Ross and Jerry says I'm special."

At the third stop a young boy gets on and states, "Yo! I'm Lester-T!"
This boy sits down right behind the bus driver.

So, the bus driver continues along the route picking up kids.  Suddenly he is
utterly revolted by a smell coming from the back of the bus.  He turns around
and finds Lester-T with his shoes and socks off. He is picking at a
particularly nasty looking bunyon on one of his feet.

This so revolts the bus driver that he skips the rest of the stops, literally
kicks the kids off of the bus at school and returns to the school bus garage.

"I quit!", he says, "I can't stand it!"

"What's the problem?", asks the dispatcher.

"You want to know what the problem is?", stammers the man.  "You want to know
what the problem is!  I'll tell you.  You've got two obese Pattys, special
Ross with Lester-T picking Bunyons on a Sesame Street bus."