From buddy Sat Jun 15 22:58:44 1996
Date: Sat, 15 Jun 1996 22:58:30
Subject: Brand Name Condoms


Brand Name Condoms and their Slogans
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Nike Condoms:           Just do it.
Toyota Condoms:         Oh, what a feeling!  Who can ask for anything more?
Diet Pepsi Condoms:     You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms:       Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms:         The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins
  Condom Pack:          Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms:         Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms:      It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
                          Point and Shoot!
Ford Condoms:           The best never rest.  Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
Chevy Condoms:          Like a Rock.
Jeep-Eagle Condom:      There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)
The Saturn Condom:      A *Different* Kind of Condom
Dial Condoms:           Aren't you glad you use it?  Don't you wish
                          everybody did?
NY Lotto Condoms:       'Cause, hey -- you never know.
Avis Condoms:           Trying harder than ever.
Energizer Condoms:      Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms:            Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms:      Always the Real Thing.
Diet Coke Condom:       Just for the taste of it
Lays Condom:            Betcha can't have just one.
Bud-Lite Condom:        Where's the Love Man!
Honda Motorcycle
        Condom:         Come Ride With Us
7-UP Condom:            The UN-Condom
Iomega Condom:          For All Your Stuff
Microsoft Condom:       Where do you want to go today? We are universally
                         compatible.