From buddy Mon Jun 10 13:50:48 1996
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 1996 13:50:46
Subject: Energizer Bunny


                   ENERGIZER BUNNY OBITUARY

     It is with great remorse that I inform you all of the sad news
     of something that happened to someone very dear to us all.

     Last night, at approximately 8:42 pm, the Energizer Bunny,
     after going, and going, and going for so long, unfortunately
     passed away.

     Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief
     medical examiner reported the cause of death as acute cardiac
     arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation..

     Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards
     and he kept coming, and coming, and coming.....