From buddy Fri Jan 20 10:36:01 1995
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 1995 10:35:48
Subject: top ten

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR U.S. SENATOR IS NUTS

10. He wants to be called "Cathy."

 9. Breakfast, lunch and dinner? Zima.

 8. He's spending Thanksgiving on a bus to Miami.

 7. He demonstrates support for his tobacco-growing constituents by
    eating a pack of Luckies live on C-Span.

 6. 40-hour filibuster repeating the word "Pataki."

 5. Refers to Bob Dole as "pineapple boy."

 4. Pet project: replacing "The Star Spangled Banner" with "The Pina
    Colada Song."

 3. Demands that each of the 28 voices in his head should get to vote.

 2. He keeps inviting Senate pages to his office to play a game called
    "Pocket Veto."

 1. You live in North Carolina.