From buddy Fri Jan 20 10:36:01 1995
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 1995 10:35:48
Subject: top ten

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT A GOOD COMMANDER IN CHIEF

10. The only time you see people in uniform is when you go to McDonald's.

 9. Instead of "Hail to the Chief," the Marine band plays you on with
    "Pop Goes the Weasel."

 8. A guy steps on your toe in an elevator and you break down and tell
    him our nuclear launch codes.

 7. At your favorite Chinese restaurant they name a dish after you: lame
    duck.

 6. Your Secret Service code name is "draft dodging hillbilly."

 5. You think an M-16 is a bus route.

 4. Whenever there's a 21-gun salute, you dive to the ground and whimper
    like a terrified puppy.

 3. Instead of calling you "The President," people call you "Cap'n
    Bonehead."

 2. You're better with Fritos than vetos.

 1. You take orders from your wife.