From buddy Fri Jan 20 10:36:01 1995
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 1995 10:35:48
Subject: top ten

TOP TEN SIGNS THE GUY HIJACKING YOUR PLANE HAS NEVER HIJACKED BEFORE

10. His so-called "gun" has a very strong licorice smell.

9. Asks flight attendant, "Is this a hijacking or a no-hijacking section?"

8. Writes his name and address on little card so he can get free
   subscription to in-flight magazine.

7. His only demand: more peanuts!

6. On his way up to cockpit, flight attendant says he's not allowed in
   first class, so he sheepishly goes back to his seat.

5. His name tag says "hijacker trainee."

4. Sits on top of the beverage cart, soars down the aisle yelling, "I'm
   king of the sky!"

3. Keeps muttering something about how hijacking is like a box of
   chocolates.

2. Introduced to the captain, he demands to meet Tennille.

1. He checked his gun.