From buddy Fri Sep 23 00:04:34 1994
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 1994 19:49:50
Subject: Top Ten Lists for 4/7/94

---> April 7, 1994 <---

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Top Ten Ways To Annoy An I.R.S. Agent
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10. Instead of I.R.S., pronounce it "IRS"
 9. Whenever he starts using his calculator, start yelling out a bunch of
    numbers
 8. Tape all your receipts up into a giant ball and then whip it at his head
 7. Pour a jar of honey on your W-2, let a bear loose in his office
 6. Be Leona Helmsley
 5. Tell him "You know who makes a lot of money?  That Oprah"
 4. Keep saying, "1040, good buddy!"
 3. Whenever he disallows a deduction, say "Oh, Mr. Gotti isn't going to like
    that..."
 2. List his wife under "Entertainment Expenses"
 1. Keep yelling "Hey, audit this!"