From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:46:24 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:39:04
Subject: letterman top ten lists

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Top Ten Things Overheard At The Bobbitt Trial
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10. "Who ordered the Diet Slice?"
 9. "Could Your Honor instruct juror no. 4 to stop giggling?"
 8. "Mr. Bobbitt, please rise"
 7. "I paid $500 for this ticket, now deemed, I want to see Streisand sing!"
 6. "What's Andrew Giuliani doing here?"
 5. "One million bucks.  All you've gotta do is say you used a Ginsu"
 4. "Mr. Bobbitt, I'm with the Velcro Corporation, and we've got an idea for
    an ad"
 3. "If President Clinton were here I bet he'd be eating fries"
    (Dave had an animation of Clinton's head and a box of fries spinning
    around to the music from the film "2001")
 2. "I said, place your HAND on the bible"
 1. "Look out, Lorena's got the gavel!"