From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:46:24 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:39:04
Subject: Top ten signs you've lost control of your country



September 22, 1993
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Top ten signs you've lost control of your country
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10. At big public ceremonies, secret service guys play keep-away with your hat
 9. People see you at the self-service pump filling up your pacer
 8. Sharp drop in sales of "Yeltsersizer" workout machine
 7. Stolichnaya withdraws its corporate sponsorship of your presidency
 6. You misspell "potato" and no one cares
 5. Your mother asks if you want to move back in for a while
 4. Ted Koppel cuts your interview short for a late-breaking story on the
    "full house" twins
 3. You're denied access to the presidential hookers
 2. Domino's doesn't deliver your pizza for almost an hour, still makes you
    pay
 1. Chicks no longer dig you