From buddy Wed Apr  3 11:03:32 1996
Date: Wed, 3 Apr 1996 11:03:29
Subject: Passing the Exam


                        A TRUE STORY (FROM DARTMOUTH)

        A student comes to a young professor's office hours.  She
glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.


       "I would do *anything* to pass this exam."  She leans closer
to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

        "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."

         He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

         "*Anything*."

         His voice softens. "*Anything*??"

         "*Anything*."

         His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"