From buddy Tue Mar 26 01:38:43 1996
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 01:38:41
Subject: Chinese Food Menu (may be offensive to Orientals)


                       Fresh Every 2.7 Days

                         PEE YU PLATTER
                       Clothes Pins Extra

                         HOO FLUNG POO
                 Napkins & Raincoats Provided

                          SUC SUM TIT
                       Children's Special

                         YUNG POON TANG
                   No Take Out Orders Accepted

                        LUNCHEON SPECIALS

                  SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
                  Different and Delicious

                  WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
                  Chinese Meatballs

                  SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
                  Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce

                  CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
                  Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More

                  SUC MI PORK..............$9.69
                  Chef's Special

                  FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
                  Specialty Of The House

                         DINNER COMBINATIONS
                     Includes Smeg Roll & Fortune
                                Nookie

                  1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
                     For Those Dining Alone

                  2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
                     Sloppy Seconds - No Charge

                  3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
                     Order Early - These Go Fast

                  4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
                     Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

                  5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
                     You Get What You Pay For

                  6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
                     Not Available After 10PM

                  7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
                     A Delicious Lick Smacking
                     Oriental Delicacy

                  8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
                     Not For The Light Throated

                  9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
                     For Those In A Hurry

                 10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
                     Not Available On School
                     Nights

                 11. TUNG SUM CHICK.......$8.99
                     A Taste Bud Tingler

                 12. SUM GULP CUM.........$9.69
                     Low-Cal Diet Special