From buddy Wed Mar 20 12:10:30 1996
Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 12:10:12
Subject: What do you call.....? (poss. off. to the handicapped)


What do you call......?

 - 2 men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
                                                        Curt and Rod
 - a guy in a field with no arms or legs?  Home Plate
 - an arm-less man hanging on a wall?  Art
 - an arm-less man floating in the water?  Bob
 - an arm-less man lying on the ground?  Matt
 - an arm-less woman with a sore neck?  Sue
 - an arm-less woman with one leg?  Eileen
 - a Japanese arm-less woman with one leg?  Irene
 - an arm-less man with one leg?  Skip
 - an arm-less man standing in a hole?  Doug
 - an arm-less man with no legs?  Neal
 - an arm-less man sitting in a pasture?  Chip
 - an arm-less man at a bank?  Rob
 - an arm-less man standing on a stage?  Mike
 - an arm-less man sitting on a pot?  Stew
 - a baldheaded arm-less man?  Dick
 - a woman with no arms or legs cooking on a grill?   Patty
 - a man with no arms or legs flying over a fence?  Homer
 - a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?  Russell
 - a man with no arms or legs in a hole?  Phil
 - a man with no arms or legs in the mailbox?  Bill