From buddy  Sat Sep 23 21:23:47 1995
Date: Sat, 23 Sep 1995 21:23:43
Subject: oracle

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Oh greatest of the great, wonder of wonders, and perveyor of
> perversion.
>
> If God is all powerful all loving and all knowing.  How come it took
> him a week to create everything?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Time dilation effect.  He was moving incredibly fast.