From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:46:24 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:39:04
Subject: letterman top ten lists

September 23, 1993
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Top ten New York Mets excuses
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10. All those empty seats are distracting
 9. Part of a grand plan to make Florida Marlins overconfident next year
 8. Pitchers on other teams throw the ball really fast!
 7. Two words:
    Guaranteed contracts
 6. Mistake to let Don Knotts bat cleanup
 5. Play so much golf during season thought lowest score wins
 4. Baseballs harder to throw than explosives
 3. Drank slurpee too fast; got a "brain-freeze"
 2. Didn't scratch themselves enough
 1. No one named "Mookie"