From buddy Fri Jun 16 14:40:05 1995
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:03:20
Subject: children's Christian church answers


Some children's answers to church school questions (released by a Church of
England publication :

* Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc
* Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsley that he made him a cardigan
* The fifth commandment is "humour thy father and mother"
* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night
* Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods
* Holy acrimony is another name for matrimony
* The pope lives in a vacuum
* The patron saint of travellers is St Francis of the sea sick
* Iran is the Bible of the Moslems
* A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible
* Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve   partridges
* The native of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned
* The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple
* It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because
  the agnostics are so terrible