From buddy Sun Jul 23 00:35:09 1995
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:03:20
Subject: CIA Interview


A man interviewing for the CIA is told he is doing well, but must pass one
final test before being accepted as an agent.  "Your wife is in the other
room," they tell him.  "We want you to take this gun and kill her as proof
of your ultimate loyalty to the CIA."

He hesitates, but finally agrees to do as he is asked.  From the other room,
they hear "BANG! BANG!"  followed by a lot of scuffling and banging against
the wall.

Several minutes later, he returns, and they ask, "Did you do it?"

"Yeah," he said, "but some asshole put blanks in the gun so I had to
strangle the bitch!"