From buddy Sun Sep 10 00:51:56 1995
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:03:20
Subject: oracle


The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Oh most wise and
> Righteously indignant
> And spectacularly
> Cool and marvelously
> Laid-back and all-around
> Excellent Oracle:
>
> Why are men who have sex with many women "studs" and looked at
> favorably, but women who have sex with many men "sluts" and treated
> like pond scum?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Well - from my perspective, such women are wonderful, giving, exciting
} especially the cute one who like dressing up like ....
}
} -ORRIE SHUT UP! I'll take it from here
}
} It seems like Lisa wants to answ...
}
} - -Damn Right I do! There seems to be a great deal of ignorance among
} women concerning the ways of men in the sexual arena. To help all of
} you out I'm going to list various types of men who fancy themselves
} "studs" and provide an accurate, truthful - unbiased account of their
} evil, pond scummy ways.
}
} The Ex-Jock:
} The ex-jock is found in any number of places - but principally in
} Sports Bars, frat houses. You can identify him by his penchant for
} wearing "officially liscensed" sporting apparel, the vain attempts to
} conceal the beer gut & the glaze of testosterone over his eyes. Their
} favored method of seduction is via inebriation. Be careful - if you
} kiss him  - he will interpret that as one big "Yes!"
}
} The Sensitive Guy:
} Likes sweaters, He will actually nod his head as if he was listening to
} you. there are three standard responses the sensitive guy has learned
} "...and how did that make you feel?", "oh - that must of been awful!",
} and "I just don't understand how some men can be like that". Beware of
} his passive-aggressive methods of seduction - "Okay, <sniff> I guess I
} ought to leave now".
}
} The Foreigner:
} A very sophisticated operator - but easy to see through. He treats
} women like poopy, and it's accepted as a cultural difference. Often
} times he will dress as well as you  - if not better. Be careful of
} accents, excessive cologne and micro-brief bathing suits. The foreigner
} will seem mysterious, and exciting at first - but then you will realize
} that he is *here* because he screwed over all the women in his native
} land - and fled the mob gathered to stone him, fearing for his life. He
} promises "untold pleasures" and calls you a goddess (which is nice to
} hear) - but give him an opportunity & he'll have you doing his laundry
} & putting out Galuiose cigarettes on your cat.
}
} The Tortured Artist:
} Has a certain fixer-upper appeal. Painters & sculptors are coated in
} the dust and muck of their crafts; writers are just unwashed. They are
} perceptive enough to tell you how beautiful you are - but they "just
} can't seem to get unblocked!" Warning: when they start "looking for
} inspiration" - it tends to be under your clothes. Rather than deal with
} you - they get surly and psycho.
}
} I'm A Cowboy:
} Sees you as a cow to be corraled, branded and turned back into the
} herd. While they do have the oh-so attractive, leathery tanned skin -
} their come-on usually goes a little something like this: "I couldn't
} help but notice you - and I gotta tell you - I've got a bulge for you
} bigger than the Texas panhandle".  Suave, Bucky - really suave.
}
} I Wanna Be a Cowboy : (....and you can be my cowgirl. (80's musical
} reference)) Combines the coarse lewdness of the Cowboy with idiotic
} suburban clumsiness. do you really want to be with a man who enjoys
} playing "dress-up" outside the bed room? I thought not. Easily
} identified  - same build as the ex-jock, stupider "western-inspired"
} clothes.
}
} I Wanna Be Burt Reynolds:
} 'nuff said
}
} Frisky, Drooling Check-out Boy:
} Stares at your chest while scanning your groceries. Spotted by the acne
} & bright nylon smock. Doesn't actually try to seduce  - but just as
} annoying.
}
} Frisky, Drooling Executive:
} Replace smock with suit, acne with 2 or three more chins. The problem
} with this one is that he does try to seduce,*and* he signs your
} paycheck. My suggestion.- find out where they live, set up sniper's
} nest - when they stick their pudgy, swollen heads out the door - Shoot
} 'em.
}
} There are plenty more types out there - but what women have to realize
} that men are the naughty ones! The male slut comes in many shapes and
} sizes - be aware of them & be ready to put down like the dogs they are!
}
} You owe Lisa Burt Reynold's toupee on a platter.