From buddy Thu Aug 31 16:42:04 1995
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:03:20
Subject: top seven


[Bonus List - Presented by Senator Robert Dole]

TOP SEVEN WAYS TO BALANCE THE BUDGET

 7. Stop paying Clinton speechwriters by the word

 6. Get Letterman to pay his speeding tickets

 5. Serve canned hams at all White House state dinners

 4. Save government ink by replacing long "William Jefferson
    Clinton" signature with 70% shorter "Bob Dole" signature

 3. Make Gore and Gingrich pay for those good seats at State
    of the Union address

 2. Fire White House gardeners.  Al Gore can earn his keep by
    mowing the lawn

 1. Arkansas?  Sell it

        [Music: "Cuts Like a Knife" by Bryan Adams]