From buddy Tue Aug 15 21:31:23 1995
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:03:20
Subject: no arms and no legs


all with no arms and no legs:

>   Whaddya call two mwna&nl holding hung over you window?

                       Curt 'n' Rod
In a pile of leaves?
Russell

Flying over a fence?
Homer

Hanging on a wall?
Art

On a grill?
Frank

In a mailbox?
Bill

what do you call a man with no arns and no legs who:

=can't get it up?
  -dud

=is found in a cracker box?
  -graham

=is upside-down in the end zone?
  -spike

=sells drug?
  -rich

=has been left out on the lawn all night?
  -dewey

=is spanish and very pale?
  -juan

=is just pretending to have no arms and no legs?
  -josh

=is just pretending to have no arms and no legs for money?
  -con

=is halfway down whitney houston's throat?
  -mike

=is left in a wheelchair during a rainstorm?
  -rusty

=likes getting high?
  -herb