From buddy Thu May 18 22:03:36 1995
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1993 00:00:00
Subject: Elderly 


A ninety year old man is sitting on a park bench crying.  The police drive by
and see him.  They stop to see what is wrong.

Police:  "What's wrong?"
Elderly Man:  "I'm married to a twenty year old woman."  (Continues to cry)
Police:  "Sir, that's nothing to cry about, you should be happy."
Elderly man:  "You don't understand..(tears continue to flow)..she wants to
have sex every morning and sex every evening."  (Crying becomes more
intense).
Police:  "That's every man's dream....so why are you crying?"
Elderly man:  (Crying becomes uncontrollable)  "I can't find my way home!!!"