From buddy Sat Dec 24 22:04:10 1994
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 1994 22:03:38
Subject: happy butt


There was this 2nd grade school teacher and on the first
day of school she was going over the rules and wanted
everyone to introduce themselves.

She told them right off, that one thing she would not
tolerate in her classroom was profanity or bad language.
So she proceded to introduce herself and had all the kids
start giving their names.

It came to the back of the room and this little girl
introduced herself as "HAPPY BUTT SMITH".  The teacher made
her repeat her name.  Then said, ok and moved on to the
next student.

Well, the little girl's name really bothered the teacher, so
she then had a note sent home with all the students and
asked that they have their parents fill out their complete
name and some other information.  She wanted to check on
the little girl who said her name was "HAPPY BUTT".

Well, the next day the kids all brought their papers back
with their names all filled out.  Well, she came across
the little girl named "HAPPY BUTT SMITH" and called her up
to her desk.  She told the little girl that her parents had
filled out the paper with her name as "GLADYS SMITH".

The  little girl said, "GLAD ASS, HAPPY BUTT; What's the
difference??"