From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:46:24 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:39:04
Subject: Top ten Hillary Clinton's tips for making your man happy

September 24, 1993
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Top ten Hillary Clinton's tips for making your man happy
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10. Ketchup-flavored lip-gloss
 9. On special occasions, have the marine band play Fleetwwod Mac hits
 8. "Air force one mile high club"
 7. Give him pep talks:
    "Compared to you, Lincoln was just a monkey in a top hat"
 6. Lean close, put your mouth to his ear, and whisper,
    "Bubbaaaaaaa"
 5. Spend plenty of time inside the beltway, if you know what I mean
 4. Take him away for a quiet weekend of taxing and spending
 3. Every once in a while, let him run the country
 2. Add a little spice in the bedroom by dressing up as a McDonald's waitress
 1. Two words: Fry everything