From buddy Wed May 10 08:46:30 1995
Date: Wed, 10 May 1995 08:46:26
Subject: parallel 


        Husband:  Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the
                  imaginary woes of people you have never met?

        Wife:     For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you
                  don't know makes a touchdown.