From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:31:19 1994
Date: Mon, 20 Jun 1994 22:52:11
Subject: laws

Murphy's Corollary:
  It is impossible to make anything foolproof
    because fools are so ingenious

Rudin's Law:
  In crises that force people to choose among
  alternative courses of action, most people will
  choose the worst one possible.
                                
Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations:
  Negative expectations yield negative results.
  Positive expectations yield negative results.  
  
Cahn's Axiom:
  When all else fails, read the instructions.

 Mark's mark:
   Love is a matter of chemistry;
   sex is a matter of physics.
Korman's conclusion:
  The trouble with resisting temptation is it may
  never come your way again.

Benchley's Law of Distinction:
  There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe
  there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
   
Harver's Law:
  A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Schmidt's Observation:
  All things being equal, a fat person uses
  more soap than a thin person.

Rule of Accuracy:
  When working towards the solution of a problem, it always
  helps if you know the answer.

Katz's Law:
  Men and women will act rationally when all other
  possibilities have been exhausted.
  
Vique's Law:
  A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
  
Jone's Motto:
  Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
  
Churchill's commentary on man:
  Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
  time he will pick himself up and continue on.
  
Lynch's Law:
  When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
  
Grossman's Misquote:
  Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
  
Conway's Law:
  In every organization there will always be one person
  who knows what is going on.
  This person must be fired. 
  
Colson's Law:
  When you've got them by the balls, their hearts
  And minds will follow.
  
The Law of Logic:
Logic is a systematic method for arriving at the wrong conclusion with ful$
certainty.

The Law of Deadlines:
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever be finished.