From buddy  Mon Dec 11 09:52:40 1995
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 1995 09:52:36
Subject: God Rest Ye Unitarians


GOD REST YE UNITARIANS
(Author Unknown)

1. God rest ye, Unitarians,
   Let nothing you dismay!
   Remember that there is no proof
   There was a Christmas Day
   For Christmas really started as
   A pagan holiday.

   Oh, glad tidings of reason and fact,
   Reason and fact.
   Glad tidings of reason and fact.

2. No wise men traveled from the East,
   The journey's far too long.
   There were no shepherds in the fields,
   The time of year's all wrong;
   We don't believe in angels;
   That rules out the angels' song!

   (Chorus)

3. We're too sophisticated to
   Believe in tales so old.
   We know that human avarice means
   Too much bought and sold;
   We only celebrate because
   This season is so cold.

   (Chorus)