From buddy  Mon Nov 20 09:20:13 1995
Date: Mon, 20 Nov 1995 09:20:09
Subject: top 10 good things about federal gov't shutdown


"Top 10 Good Things About the Federal Government Shutting Down"

As presented on the 11/13/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Good time for Ted Kennedy to return his empties
9. Janet Reno goes back to wrestling alligators for a living
8. If millions of government workers stay home, maybe two or three
will watch CBS
7. President Clinton can use the time off to pack
6. Much needed rest for Capitol Hill hookers
5. Hillary can break into government office and steal documents
proving she and Bill are the real killers
4. With Mt. Rushmore untended, Lincoln will start looking like ZZ Top
3. Post office employees have time to clean and lubricate their weapons
2. Bob Dole gets a vacation for the first time since 1883
1. So long, I-95 speed limit!