From buddy  Mon Nov 13 10:34:42 1995
Date: Mon, 13 Nov 1995 10:28:11
Subject: politics


>From Contemporary Comedy
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   This is the third anniversary of Bill Clinton's election, and you know,
looking back, I think the country was better off when Hillary was President.

   If you put Ross Perot's ears and Bill Clinton's nose and put it on Phil
Gramm's face, you'd have--Mr. Potatohead!

   Most Americans oppose the Republican Medicare plan--mostly the ones who
plan to get old someday.

   Congressmen have been bought and sold so many times they should have bar
codes.