From buddy  Sun Nov  5 21:35:46 1995
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 1995 21:35:36
Subject: true story


Okay kids, here's the story that tops them all.

If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget
about it.  This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at
Clemson. A budd y of mine from my baseball team knows a guy that was at
the wedding. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.  After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to
talk to the crowd. 

He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.  He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and groom's families for coming. 

To thank everyone for coming and bring gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a gift from him.  So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chai r was a manila envelope.  He said that was his gift to
everyone, and told them to open it. 

Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex
with the bride.  (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hire d a private dectective to trail them.) After he stood there and
watched people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said F*** You, he turned to the bride and said F*** You, and then
said I'm out of here. 

He got the marriage annulled the next day. 

While most of us would have broken it off immediately after we found out
about the affair, this guy goes through with in anyway.  His revenge:
making the bride's parents pay for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and trashing the bride's
and best man's reputations in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc. 

This is his world, we just live in it.