From buddy  Fri Oct 27 13:23:56 1995
Date: Fri, 27 Oct 1995 13:23:40
Subject: Top 10 Reasons OJ is Such An Avid Golfer


Top 10 Reasons OJ is Such An Avid Golfer

10.  Get to wear nicely tight-fitting gloves.

9.  An easy drive down the fairway doesn't attract
     as much attention as an easy drive down the freeway.

8.  You don't have to race home when you're finished.

7.  If you say you were practicing your golf swing,
     people believe you immediately.

6.  Slice all you want without going to jail.

5.  Your driver doesn't notice if you're not there.

4.  The bag is big enough to hold plenty of bloody clothing.

3.  You can get caught in a lie, and no one will judge you.

2.  Golf carts don't have consoles where irritating blood
     smears can accumulate.

1.  Get to knock around something white 80 times a day.