From buddy  Wed Oct 25 18:39:31 1995
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 1995 18:39:28
Subject: More benefits of getting to work early


More benefits of getting to work early

1.  Sit on your fully inflated Haemorrhoid comfort tube without fear of
 ridicule.
3.  Rifle your colleague's desks for their payslips.  Then, when suitably
angry, swap the slips of the lowest & highest earners.
3.  Grunt freely & enthusiastically whilst on the lavatory.
4.  Swap the smoothest mouse in the building for yours which has chewing gum
stuck to the ball.
5.  Find a computer which someone has left logged in, then send a mail to the
company president saying 'For God's sake do something about your wife's
facial hair'.
6.  Sign up a commission based contract with your local orthapedic surgeon,
 then adjust everyones chair to the lowest setting.
7.  Go to the stationary cupboard, and insert the chewable end of every new
pen 1 inch up your bottom.
8.  Run around shouting 'Turn the cooling systems back on, Mother' whilst
letting off a Carbon Dioxide fire extinguisher.  ('ALIEN' Reference)
9.  Ensure that you obtain an array of functional yellow highlighter pens.
10. Sniff 'Tipp-Ex' until you get an erection. (May not apply in all cases..)