From buddy  Wed Oct 25 18:39:08 1995
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 1995 18:39:03
Subject: Benefits of getting to work early


Benefits of getting to work early

1.  Imagine- no wait for the copier
2.  By 9:00am you're 6 expressos up on your co-workers
3.  Freak out the security guards- wear a ski mask and work in the dark
4.  Stand in any corner you want on the elevator
5.  No one will be there to beg you to turn down you "Christoper Cross's
Greatest Hits" cd
6.  Swap your piece-of-crap computer with your boss's color laptop.
7.  Hide under someone's desk and scare the hell out of them at 10:30am.
 (Optional:  Try to time it just as they take a sip of coffee.)
8.  Take a bath in the kitchen sink and get some work done while you air-dry
9. Can look innocent (and snicker quietly) when you say "Gee, I just got
here" when co-workers arrive to find the place toilet-papered
10. Change from jammies to business attire in your boss's office.  Be sure to
"forget" something when you leave...