From buddy  Tue Oct 10 09:34:17 1995
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 1995 09:34:13
Subject: quotes


First law of Socio-Genetics:  Celibacy is not hereditary.

Mr. Coleas Axiom:							
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; yet the population
is growing. 

1st Law of Applied Terror:
     If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
     If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

Murphy's statement on the Power of Negative Thinking: 
	It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.