From buddy  Sun Oct  8 19:40:01 1995
Date: Sun, 8 Oct 1995 19:27:16
Subject: travel


Notes from a "road warrior" comedian:
I say thank God for all the muggers in New York City. Without them, there
would be no human contact at all.

I stood on the shore of the Great Salt Lake, dipped my finger in it, tasted
it and said "It needs water."

In Boston the other week I got into a cab and, because I'd heard about the
great seafood to be had, I asked the cabbie "Where can I get scrod around
here?" He laughed and said, "I've been asked that question a thousand times
before, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

No wonder the population of New York City keeps going up. There are so many
toll booths leading out of the city, no one can afford to leave.

It's easy to see why they drink so much tea in England. Have you ever tasted
their coffee?

When I'm in a new city, I like to wrap myself up in masking tape and walk
around downtown just to hear people say "Who was that masked man?"