From buddy  Thu Oct  5 15:18:49 1995
Date: Thu, 5 Oct 1995 15:18:41
Subject: TOP TEN THINGS O.J. SIMPSON HAD TO TAKE CARE OF TODAY



> From New York: No bathing because of the drought ... it's THE
  TOP TEN LIST for Wednesday, October 4, 1995.  And now, oh, man,
  I'm sleepy; do you ever just get really sleepy? ... David Letterman!

> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...

TOP TEN THINGS O.J. SIMPSON HAD TO TAKE CARE OF TODAY

10. Plant bloody "thank you" note at Mark Fuhrman's place

 9. Buy wedding gift for Michael and Lisa Marie

 8. Ask Johnnie Cochran who the hell was that guy in the courtroom
    with the knit hat

 7. Buy new gloves

 6. Watch tape of Academy Awards to see if Letterman was as bad
    as everyone said

 5. Reprimand Kato for leaving Jacuzzi running for an entire year

 4. Single-handedly save CBS by agreeing to star in "Central Park
    West"

 3. Tell J. Crew to send catalogs to home again

 2. Talk to Hallmark about line of "race cards"

 1. Two words: pinch himself

    [Music: "Taking Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive]