From buddy  Fri Sep 29 19:01:23 1995
Date: Fri, 29 Sep 1995 19:01:15
Subject: sometimes most of us can relate


I think that exercise is a waste of time. I'd rather lie very still and wait
until my fat cells get bored enough to leave.

I was offered the lead in a new motion picture, "The Attack of the Killer
Love Handles".

If I gain another pound, I'll have to let out my living room.

The clothing salesman said "Shall I measure your waist, or would you rather
not know?

The doctor told me I have to give up those intimate dinners for two...unless
someone is with me.

When I sit down at a bar, I already have a hangover.

When I walk to the end of a diving board, my feet are in the water.