From buddy  Wed Sep 27 14:06:11 1995
Date: Wed, 27 Sep 1995 14:06:08
Subject: Things that sound dirty at work



10 things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't:

- - - I need you to whip it out by 5!
- - - Mind if I use your laptop?
- - - Put this in my box before I leave.
- - - If I have to lick one more I'll gag!
- - - I want it on my desk now!
- - - Hmm... I think it's out of fluid.
- - - My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.
- - - It's an entry level position.
- - - When do you think you'll be getting off today?
- - - It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!