From buddy  Sun Sep 17 12:20:37 1995
Date: Sun, 17 Sep 1995 12:20:04
Subject: humorous signs


In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
  Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no
  miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
  Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a Swiss mountain inn:
  Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Bangkok temple:
  It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a
  man.

In a Tokyo bar:
  Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
  We take your bags and send them in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
  If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
  Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Budapest zoo:
  Please do not feed the animals.  If you have any suitable food,
  give it to the guard n duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor:
  Specialist in women and other diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel:
  The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Tokyo shop:
  Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in
  the long run.

>From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
conditioner:
  Cools and Heats:  If you want just condition of warm in your
  room, please control yourself.

Two signs from a Majorca shop entrance:
  -   English well talking.
  -   Here speeching American