From buddy  Sun Mar  3 15:47:30 1996
Date: Sun, 3 Mar 1996 15:47:12
Subject: men


Q - What's the real reason men can't communicate?
A - It's hard to drink beer and talk at the same time.

Q - When to men insist that women are illogical?
A - When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Q - Why don't men often show thier true feelings?
A - Because they don't have any.

Q - What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?
A - Say she wants to talk to him.

Q - How many husbands does it take to change a ligh bulb?
A - We'll know as soon as one gets off the couch and does it
      -or-   Six.  One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more
bulbs.

Q - How are a husband and a cat similar when it come to housework?
A - They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

Q - What is the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?
A - Get married on his birthday.

Q - What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
A - If you lay them right the first itme, you can walk on them for life!

Q - How are men and parking spots alike?
A - The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.